A cross dressing street runner who claims he's straight though he looks completly queer. Even though he's a weirdo he's funny as hell and is easily insulted. Wants to be referred to as ''Elegant'' Elliot Offen but Howard refuses to do it. Claims to be the epitome of physical fitness but won't show Howard his belly to prove it. Constantly yelling over everyone who tries to speak to him.
Formerly GOD'S LONELY MAN