The 16- and 15- and 14- and 13- and 12-year-olds are having sex for the first time – half of them without “protection” – and the parents are losing their minds trying not to think about it.
The trucks get bigger and bigger, and littering has become patriotic.
Sweet girls have soft mouths, and so do the girls who aren’t so sweet.
My favorite DJ wasn’t on the air, and I couldn’t figure out why. What happened? Where’d you go? There was no one to talk to. I was by myself.
And it’s cold sleeping alone.