Q. What's the difference between the CHARGERS & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q. How do the CHARGERS count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.
Q. What do the CHARGERS & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a CHARGERS player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.
Q. What do you call a CHARGER player with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the CHARGERS and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q. How many CHARGERS does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The SAN DIEGO CHARGERS.
Q. What do the CHARGERS and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.