These are entries from last year's Halloween night:
My Budweiser over/under during trick-or-treating is 5.
The line of the night - and perhaps of the year - came after I gave the candy and my standard "be safe" line.
A boy about 6 years old and dressed as a, well, a boy about 6 years old in a sweatshirt, said:
"We will, my dad has a gun."
A kid "dressed" as a heavy metaller came to the door wearing a Suicidal Tendencies hat and Slayer shirt. He might've been 14.
When I said, "Finally, a metaller," he responded with:
"I got a bud, wanna smoke?"
NOFX was all wrong, these kids are just fine.