Here's an indication of just how hip my gym is:
During the shower-and-change leg of my visit this morning, the sound system played that song that goes EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!; "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul; a Billy Joel song about moving up or moving out; and "Love Shack."
Also, when I slid my member ID card through their barcode scanner, the guy behind the desk told me that the computer said I owed $875.
"But I know that's not true," he said, and waved me in.