He's probably the last person on earth who deserves sympathy, but I really feel bad for Michael Jackson and all that shit he's done to his face.
On the other hand, I'm not sad that the guy who invented the Bigfoot
myth has died.
If he hadn't done that, I wouldn't have spent countless sleepless nights as a kid waiting for that Sasquatch to march into my bedroom and do me harm. To allay my fears, I convinced myself that every time I blinked my eyes Bigfoot would take a step backward. I'd lie there in the dark flittering my eyes, unable to sleep and unsure that my method was working.
To find out the whole thing was a hoax kinda pisses me off.
At the same time, the guy's classic for pulling it off.