Julia told me she’s never had good sex with a Republican.
“Not that I make it a habit of sleeping with ‘em, but they fuck like they drive,” she said. “Fast and without regard for anyone else.”
Just ‘cuz, I asked her what she thought of Democrats.
“As a whole, they make better lovers,” she answered. “But sometimes they try too
For the record, I don’t ally myself with any political party. It’s just too darn messy.
But I do believe in telling children the truth, and in condoms.
A comedienne said something to the effect of not wanting men who can’t achieve erections telling her what she could do with her body. She might’ve said, “A bunch of guys who can’t get it up.”
Another bumper sticker reads: NO U.S. INTERVENTION IN WOMEN’S WOMBS.
Maybe I am liberal, because those sentiments kind of make sense to me.
But the church and state are not separate, and so it goes.
We know what happens to children when they go to church.
According to the New York Times
, which some people call biased, 10,000 teenagers a day contract a venereal disease.
Should they practice abstinence or have access to condoms?
Did the legislators skip adolescence?
Julia is an adult, but she embraces her youth.
“The past two presidents each did drugs, only they couldn’t really admit it. Clinton fudged about pot, and Bush Jr. did coke.
Not everyone experiments with drugs like they – and you and I – did, but sex? Come on.”