I don’t feel very American today.
I don’t feel like going to church, acting out violently or watching Must See TV.
I don’t feel like putting a decal of a urinating cartoon character on my vehicle. For that matter, I don’t feel like tailgating anyone on the freeway or giving them the finger.
I don’t even want to tell everyone what I
I don’t give a shit about one-name millionaires like Britney, Nelly and Christina. I don’t even give a shit about celebrities with the weird initialized names like J. Lo, P. Diddy and George W.
I don’t feel like voting. Or being taken advantage of by multinational corporations.
I want to kiss a woman on the mouth.
I want to hear music.
I want to be friends.